tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-56859259344223688912024-03-21T15:03:05.198-04:00Tuff FluffThis blog is what happens when two best friends / graphic designers who just happen to live on opposite ends of the Eastern Seaboard decide to create a space to dump all the interesting bits of social propaganda they come across in their daily grind.
To make a long story short, we just figure some of you out there are as bored as we are.effin annhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15113983358830751070noreply@blogger.comBlogger8125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5685925934422368891.post-30494234631311401142008-02-27T09:21:00.003-05:002008-02-27T09:38:30.805-05:00Hillary is voting for ME!<div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-style: italic;font-size:85%;" >The enthusiasm.</span><span style="font-size:85%;"> </span><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:85%;" >The passion.</span><span style="font-size:85%;"> </span><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;font-size:85%;" >THE SWEATSHIRT!</span><br /></div><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;"><br /></span><div style="text-align: center;"><div style="text-align: left;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjwQYwk_NF51SibsqgynHu0X3UwuarLhmYrNFVnO5RiAz7g5-m1QwRIG71QKj5WIlhtYs8TbUZJDZvaQ5uxQ9B9xVHxOwjiTVpmC9kkE-99ljvTvO5hwx6CRmpxQLZd7GfdTj_7UBsVsy4/s1600-h/2295618390_949e4129d1.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjwQYwk_NF51SibsqgynHu0X3UwuarLhmYrNFVnO5RiAz7g5-m1QwRIG71QKj5WIlhtYs8TbUZJDZvaQ5uxQ9B9xVHxOwjiTVpmC9kkE-99ljvTvO5hwx6CRmpxQLZd7GfdTj_7UBsVsy4/s320/2295618390_949e4129d1.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5171665552829765010" border="0" /></a><br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size:85%;">Oh I get it Shannon. You voted for Obama because you know<br />Hillary loves me best.<span style="font-weight: bold;"> No big d.</span><span style="font-style: italic;"> <span style="font-weight: bold;">Lil' Rhody 4 Life.</span></span></span><br /></div></div><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;"><br /><br /><br /></span>effin annhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15113983358830751070noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5685925934422368891.post-31799210024980559162008-02-20T14:02:00.002-05:002008-02-20T14:06:19.458-05:00Randomly Delightful.<span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-family: georgia;">My dear friend Lauris Taylor Jones IV passed this little gem on to me and I thought why not share it with the world.</span><br /><a style="font-family: georgia;" href="http://barackobamaisyournewbicycle.com/"><br />http://barackobamaisyournewbicycle.com/</a><br /><br /><span style="font-family: georgia;">I mean. I'm still not going to vote for the guy. (No offense Shannon... Alobama is witty, but Hillary would so obviously win in a cage match.)</span><br /><br /><br /></span>effin annhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15113983358830751070noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5685925934422368891.post-65017643943925758782008-02-14T17:25:00.001-05:002008-02-14T17:25:27.268-05:00Lord Baby Jesus, it has arrived!<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEheVa-fpY2aMedeLmJ9an1LOVu_s4sWXJENT7w3ww5jI2VQd4AmHkJqziqZCT_hui1-d9vt2hcoBwDZSL97LfgrfQ7770CJ5LwY2nZwhcWq3G-6ZHDHJL1AzetEsFlzcflsPIjS-U4hkQY/s1600-h/Indy4Cast-740857.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEheVa-fpY2aMedeLmJ9an1LOVu_s4sWXJENT7w3ww5jI2VQd4AmHkJqziqZCT_hui1-d9vt2hcoBwDZSL97LfgrfQ7770CJ5LwY2nZwhcWq3G-6ZHDHJL1AzetEsFlzcflsPIjS-U4hkQY/s320/Indy4Cast-740857.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5166964793121362434" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:85%;">Now I get it. Shannon and I let the blog die, and I blame myself (I blame Shannon more honestly but in the art of selflessness, I'll take the bullet). So what, you may ask, could be so ground-breakingly amazing and important that I would resurrect this lifeless piece of internet property? The <span style="font-weight: bold;">Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull</span> trailer has dropped folks. I recommend you watch it <a href="http://movies.yahoo.com/feature/indianajones.html?showVideo=1">here</a>. Actually, I insist you watch it, but I suggest you have an extra pair of pants nearby because I think I peed a little.<br /><br />PS - Harrison Ford is dreamy, Shia LeBoef's facial hair is creepy and Karen Allen probably sold her soul to the devil because it appears she hasn't aged.</span>effin annhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15113983358830751070noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5685925934422368891.post-74899063126204933742007-08-24T17:00:00.000-04:002007-08-24T17:05:43.361-04:00Scientists discover... well technically nothing<span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">Apparently on Thursday scientists at the University of Minnesota discovered a <a href="http://www.reuters.com/article/scienceNews/idUSN2329057520070824">big ass hole in the universe</a>. How big you ask? Well apparently a billion light years across. And what, you may ask, constitutes a hole in the universe? This is no black hole. Black holes have a little something called “<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dark_matter">dark matter</a>” which can’t be seen with the naked eye but that doesn’t mean it doesn’t exist… so they say. This is a legit “ain’t go no matter no way no how” hole and it’s HUGE. They don’t know why it exists. They don’t even know HOW it exists. It just does folks. Astrophysics is amazing.</span> <br /><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">Oh and if you’re befuddled by my simplistic description, here’s an overwhelmingly effective illustration/image that will obviously clear up all confusion.<br /></span></span><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhgstt93v_2CyNWnFUAA2bdthEZH77QBvXXoJC06qLswZiJ6XF3eG4ct6jAw1bTLXi_bka7t91iX8XbKscYvP1vQdgaWrqLyaA-NKJDTw1IX9IFFBLuX3vzrTeIKFl-rR6yscESkGNur30/s1600-h/void_small.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhgstt93v_2CyNWnFUAA2bdthEZH77QBvXXoJC06qLswZiJ6XF3eG4ct6jAw1bTLXi_bka7t91iX8XbKscYvP1vQdgaWrqLyaA-NKJDTw1IX9IFFBLuX3vzrTeIKFl-rR6yscESkGNur30/s320/void_small.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5102376103827645826" border="0" /></a>effin annhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15113983358830751070noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5685925934422368891.post-46314810213384859862007-08-10T19:18:00.000-04:002007-08-10T19:27:45.236-04:00Respect this.<span style="font-size:85%;">I design websites. I know… you’re impressed. You can tell a new acquaintence you designed a brochure for Delta or the logo for the Queen of god damned England and they’ll give you this polite half smile and nod in the way one can only interpret as, “Wow. That’s great. For you. I guess.” Now throw in an off the cuff comment about designing websites and you get the over excited, “<span style="font-style: italic;">OMG!! Really? That’s c-razy! Could you design my / my dad’s / my boyfriend’s / my company’s / my yoga instructor’s website for $3 and a handful of buttons?!”</span><br /><br />1) <span style="font-weight: bold;">Negative.</span> I’m poor enough as it is. (Send spare change!)<br /><br />2) I’m a fraud. I don’t build websites. I design them. Please don’t ask me for any technical advice. I’ll just get embarrassed and quite possibly call you a jerk and run off crying.<br /><br />I’m a phony, alright? I have a team of techie gurus who make my PSD file a reality with relatively little fuss. I’m spoiled. But what I’m getting at is sometimes it really hurts my feelings that you people, the “Non-Designer” set as it were, don’t appreciate what it is us BFA graduates really do. We make your life prettier dammit. Respect that.<br /><br />But if you’re like me… as in a “fake web designer,” you may find these links helpful.<br /></span><ul><li><span style="font-size:85%;"><a href="http://www.buttonbuilderapp.com/"><span style="text-decoration: underline;">Button Builder!</span></a> - Creates web buttons based on templates but allows multiple customization options. Let those PC folks see Mac style buttons (if only to rub it in). It can export them as gifs or even transparent pngs if you want to get really fancy.</span></li><li><span style="font-size:85%;"><a href="http://www.htmlkit.com/services/favicon/">Favicon Generator</a>- What’s a favicon? Well it’s that tiny little logo you see in by the address in your web browser silly. This website let’s you upload a simple square gif and creates the .ico file FOR YOU. The ultimate in lazy website flare.</span></li><li><span style="font-size:85%;"><a href="http://www.fatfreecart.com/">Fat Free Cart</a> - E-commerce is complicated. Real complicated. Honestly, I don’t really know what it means. But this open source program basically creates your shopping cart for you. Full customizable but ultimately simple. Basically it’s the shit.</span></li></ul><span style="font-size:85%;"><br /><br /></span>effin annhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15113983358830751070noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5685925934422368891.post-81326922708362861172007-08-10T19:04:00.000-04:002007-08-10T19:17:46.081-04:00Interactive websites with no purpose make me swoon.Interactive websites with no purpose make me swoon.<span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;font-size:85%;" >I assuredly use google ten kajillion times a day. In fact, I must frequent about forty kajillion identically styled utilitarian search engines / dictionaries / newsources / hour logging websites on any given day of the week. So when I stumble across a website that’s beauty and has pretty much no useful information I tend to spend half of my day fervently clicking about its pointless pages. The other day I not only found one of these sites but four identically awesome, enthrallingly interactive, uselessly original sites for some Oakley sponsored “Extreme” Athletes. They’re </span><span style="font-style: italic; font-family: trebuchet ms;font-size:85%;" >flashtastic</span><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;font-size:85%;" > and pull off that “so hip it went past cool, hauled ass around lame, then full ciricled back to hip” aesthetic I’ve come to enjoy so much.<br /><a href="http://www.viccislife.co.uk/main.php" target="_blank"><img src="http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j239/roweann/oakley_2.jpg" alt="Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket" border="0" /></a> <a href="http://www.olislife.co.uk/main.php" target="_blank"><img src="http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j239/roweann/oakley1.jpg" alt="Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket" border="0" /></a><br /><br />Plus, each page provides its own delightfully odd features that make absolutely no sense! I’d start <a href="http://www.olislife.co.uk/main.php">here</a> (because he’s the best looking) and be sure to click on the “Other Lives” links to experience the full spectrum. If you can find the seagull or win Vicci’s couch I’ll kiss your ass.<br /><br />In an unrelated topic, it’s been over 100 degrees in the <a href="http://www.informationbirmingham.com/">Magic City</a> for about a week straight (sucks to be Shannon). Enjoy your sweat induced comas kiddies.</span>effin annhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15113983358830751070noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5685925934422368891.post-60589691739971599062007-08-02T12:42:00.003-04:002007-08-02T15:38:42.973-04:00it's pretty, but is it art?<div style="text-align: justify;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhp3VjQ54_tjx9ih7Kz16sOb5mwGlI8MxEbgUy_NQFJVs9o2T8b8EiyXCH3fw6uqJ7J_GxS55ofp6RR2UGXw4lxTlyc0od_BqHhBb76qZyHx4kuzsN6fOPb44gMCQqMf1uQDTFPmfzdkWo/s1600-h/F_for_Fake_poster.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhp3VjQ54_tjx9ih7Kz16sOb5mwGlI8MxEbgUy_NQFJVs9o2T8b8EiyXCH3fw6uqJ7J_GxS55ofp6RR2UGXw4lxTlyc0od_BqHhBb76qZyHx4kuzsN6fOPb44gMCQqMf1uQDTFPmfzdkWo/s320/F_for_Fake_poster.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5094135336543359458" border="0" /></a></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 0); font-family: times new roman;font-size:85%;" ><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51);"><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51);">I have always been fascinated by well executed trickery, especially in the form of art forgery. This Orson Welles documentary about </span>Elmyr<span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51);"> </span>de<span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51);"> </span>Hory<span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51);"> is my favorite </span>Netflix<span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51);"> rental thus far. <span style="font-style: italic;">F For Fake</span> views more as an </span>avante<span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51);"> </span>garde<span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51);"> art film than a documentary, and the film itself presents some tricks of its own. Welles explores authenticity through a story of the jet-set mid-1970s art world- you know I'm down...</span></span></span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 0); font-family: times new roman;font-size:85%;" ><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51);"><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51);">To quote Sean Gilder (I believe during the <a href="http://www.appetiteengineers.com/">Martin </a></span><a href="http://www.appetiteengineers.com/">Venezky</a><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51);"> talk at </span><a href="http://www.ocm.auburn.edu/au_report/AUR-BigginBldg.jpg">Biggin</a><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51);"> Hall, may it rest in peace) "As graphic designers, we are taught to steal." At the time we all snickered because Sean was admitting to unoriginality at an art talk Q&A with a "rockstar" status designer and every professor in the design department. But in hindsight I get where he was going with his statement. Originality is dead (duh), but through my being thrown into the world of advertising (a place I never though I would end up), I have become hyper aware of, lets call them "trends" in advertising. </span></span></span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51);font-size:85%;" ><a style="font-family: times new roman;" href="http://www.slate.com/id/2170872/">This</a><span style="font-family: times new roman;"> is an article that categorizes our options. What is more important? Originality or using methods that people are accustomed to so it makes sense for them? Even when the creative worlds tries out something new, everyone jumps on board (when it works). If I hear the words "viral video" one more time I'll puke. At this point, you are thinking, "what the hell does all of this have to do with some forged Picassos</span><span style="font-style: italic;"></span><span style="font-family: times new roman;">?" Well friend, not a lot- I tend to digress.</span></span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51);font-size:85%;" ><span style="font-family: times new roman;">So uh, watch these cause they're funny: </span><a style="font-family: times new roman;" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pY-ttNWctNY">1</a><span style="font-family: times new roman;">, </span><a style="font-family: times new roman;" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UisQSbbdfQc">2</a><span style="font-family: times new roman;">, </span><a style="font-family: times new roman;" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jI-ObHzkw78">3</a><span style="font-family: times new roman;">. (yeah, I just linked </span>youtube<span style="font-family: times new roman;"> videos...hurl). And to get back to the point, be sure to check out the guacamole at </span>Elmyr<span style="font-family: times new roman;"> in five points Atlanta if you ever get the chance...best I've ever had.</span></span><br /></div><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51);font-size:85%;" ><br /><br /><br /></span>shannonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04661878518923241157noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5685925934422368891.post-9180203920279560342007-07-30T22:36:00.000-04:002007-07-30T22:59:30.780-04:00Consider this a work in progress...This blog is going to change the world. That is, once Shannon and I find the time to actually write a few articles and post a few images. I have files upon files of delightful advertisements with the likes of Ronald Reagan selling cigarettes, Lions in hairpieces, and risqué line drawings of panda bears. I've scoured the blogosphere to discover <a href="http://www.portablegadget.com/portable-audio/cupcake-speakers-sweet">cupcake USB speakers</a> and <a href="http://doanepaper.com/">paper with both writing and grid lines</a>! <br /><br />In all honesty, I have fun doing this kind of thing. It's like when you secretly enjoyed researching the Battle of Gettysburg in 4th grade and overzealously created a makeshift diarama with a scrap of leftover green shag carpeting and a bag of plastic army men. I realize that was quite possibly <span style="font-style:italic;">just me</span>, but you get the point. <br /><br />As I find amazing or amazingly awful things I’ll post them here. As Shannon discovers even new ways to use cut paper and watercolor pencils in her everyday life, she’ll post those here too! Folks, what I’m telling you is that this blog will be an excellent place to waste a few minutes every couple of days looking at stuff you didn’t know existed and reading Shannon and I verbally dissect each other, design, and the planet as a whole. Because, you know, <a href="http://www.hotornot.com/">when you point out the flaws in other people</a> you feel better about yourself. Try it sometime!<br /><br />This amazing advertisement is dedicated to Shannon. The true Mouth of the South.<br /><a href="http://photobucket.com" target="_blank"><img src="http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j239/roweann/Stuff%20that%20inspires%20my%20brain/1.jpg" border="0" alt="Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket"></a>effin annhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15113983358830751070noreply@blogger.com0