Hillary is voting for ME!

The enthusiasm. The passion. THE SWEATSHIRT!

Oh I get it Shannon. You voted for Obama because you know
Hillary loves me best. No big d. Lil' Rhody 4 Life.

Randomly Delightful.

My dear friend Lauris Taylor Jones IV passed this little gem on to me and I thought why not share it with the world.

http://barackobamaisyournewbicycle.com/

I mean. I'm still not going to vote for the guy. (No offense Shannon... Alobama is witty, but Hillary would so obviously win in a cage match.)

Lord Baby Jesus, it has arrived!

Now I get it. Shannon and I let the blog die, and I blame myself (I blame Shannon more honestly but in the art of selflessness, I'll take the bullet). So what, you may ask, could be so ground-breakingly amazing and important that I would resurrect this lifeless piece of internet property? The Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull trailer has dropped folks. I recommend you watch it here. Actually, I insist you watch it, but I suggest you have an extra pair of pants nearby because I think I peed a little.

PS - Harrison Ford is dreamy, Shia LeBoef's facial hair is creepy and Karen Allen probably sold her soul to the devil because it appears she hasn't aged.