Scientists discover... well technically nothing

Apparently on Thursday scientists at the University of Minnesota discovered a big ass hole in the universe. How big you ask? Well apparently a billion light years across. And what, you may ask, constitutes a hole in the universe? This is no black hole. Black holes have a little something called “dark matter” which can’t be seen with the naked eye but that doesn’t mean it doesn’t exist… so they say. This is a legit “ain’t go no matter no way no how” hole and it’s HUGE. They don’t know why it exists. They don’t even know HOW it exists. It just does folks. Astrophysics is amazing.

Oh and if you’re befuddled by my simplistic description, here’s an overwhelmingly effective illustration/image that will obviously clear up all confusion.